Thursday, May 19, 2011

 Good Morning,

  I saw an unusual city sight this morning  - a dead skunk in the road. Yes, he was stinking to high heaven but he was not in the middle of the road. He was in the right lane. As slow traffic, he was in the correct lane. But I guess there is slow and then not moving. Pepe is not moving. Pepe La Pue, the black cat with the white stripe down it's back that would not admit it was a skunk until the dog needed a dose of smellum'. I also have a new opportunity for you entrepreneurs. It is called Elephant Away. It is a scientifically designed anti-elephant powder. It is proven, as I have not seen any elephants around my home in over 25 years. Franchises are available today only for $45,000.00 with the bargain basement price of 2 for $95,000.00. We have the greatest slogan ever: " No Gray, No Sway, With Elephant Away."  A companion franchise named "Teenager Away" will become available in early June. It comes with a lawnmower and a vacuum cleaner and guaranteed to rid your home of any mouthy teenagers. You can make presale deposits for this great opportunity today for only... you guessed it. With your intelligence level you will make a great franchisee. Have a great Thursday.

 

   Liz Peddy was smiling this morning at St. Luke's but in some pain, still. She may come home today or tomorrow. Betty Moore will be coming home from East Houston this afternoon. Joyce Raines is back in Christus Hospital after falling last night. I will check on her later today. Please lift these up, today.

   Saturday night at 6:30pm is the BAGMA Showcase here at FBCNC. Come and join us for a great night of Christian music.

 

   Next Tuesday we will be at Premier's Restaurant, 6-8pm. Mark your calendars.

 

   Mark Cuban, owner of the Dallas Mavericks, recently offered WGN Chicago Radio sports-talk host David Kaplan $50,000 to change his name legally yo "Dallas Maverick." When Kaplan declined, Cuban sweetened he offer. Cuban would pay Kaplan $100,000 and donate $100,000 to Kaplan's favorite charity if he took the name for one year.

 

   Despite some soul-searching and email bombardment from listeners, who said he was crazy to turn down the money, Kaplan held firm. "I'd be saying I'd do anything for money, and that bothers me," Kaplan said. " My name is my birthright. I'd like to preserve my integrity and credibility."

 

   "Christian" is the birthright of every followers of Jesus Christ. We have a responsibility to live every day in a way that brings honor to that name.

 

See you later, love, Ken.