Thursday, January 05, 2012

Good Morning,

   Another beeyootiful day in the neighborhood. Won't you be my neighbor? Or should I say Homie, as I sit here in downtown urban/suburban Cloverleaf, Texas? Wassuppp? I would get down with my bad self but I may struggle getting back up. Mr. Perry please don't sign up for another debate unless it is in Louisiana. In Louisiana, debate is what you get before you go fishing. Denial is a river in Egypt and debrief is your drawers. Perry for Shrimp Boat Captain. Lieutenant Dan is ready to retire. Get your live shrimp, mullet, and mud minnows at Debate by Perry. Free ice if you can remember the three points of anything in this century or if you bring in a rock that looks to have some paint on it. One of Mr. Cain's girlfriends will do if you can't find a rock. Mr. Cain wants to take them fishing anyway. He has already loaded his boat with cinder blocks and rope. I'm not sure what kind of fish he is going after but he does have some Kennedy memos in his briefcase. Get on the barge, Marge. I talked to a lady in New Mexico yesterday whose name is Cricket. That's a cute name. I wonder if she is related to one of  the Carradine boys? Grasshopperrrrrr. I resisted asking her that as it was my first time to speak with her, but when I talk to her again next week...  Have a great day.

   Tonight is the night. Chick-Fil-A. 5-8pm. Spirit Night. Two wheels or four. Regular or spicy. Inside or out. Walk-up or drive thru. Kids or not. Wife or girlfriend. Oops.

   Saturday morning 8am - Men's Breakfast and Bible Study in the Fellowship Hall.

   Ladies, too, but not with us. We're manly men. You will have your breakfast in Mary O'Fallin's classroom, 8-9am. Do not come in the fellowship hall. There is manly stuff happening in there. Grunting and lying, mostly.

   Samuel H. Miller, one time dean at Harvard Divinity School, wrote this: "Believing is as much an integral factor in man as eating and sleeping. It is intrinsic to his nature. He neither gains nor loses his faith; he merely changes the object of it. One way or another, he believes, negatively or positively; if not in Heaven then in hell; if not in God, then in fate, if not in fate, then in law; if not in law, then in aimless chance."

   See you later, love, ken